-Sheri-isms-

While writing the last blog, I thought heck, why not just make a blog of Sheri-isms. Whenever you're having a bad day, just come read these. They'll put a smile on your face:)

1. Me and dad sat patiently in the car while mom "Zoomed like a butterfly", not zoomed like a tiger or flutter like a butterfly... she zoomed like a butterfly in the grocery store.
2. Mom is going back to school to become a "Vet Docter."
3. "It's better to be with yourself then by yourself."<<4. "And that was the icing that broke the camels back."
5. These dogs that lay in the street in Stendal are going to get so scared by my mom when she "Honks her horn so loud!" Because car horns have volume control now.
6. According to mom, instead of "burying your head in the sand" you "Put your face in a blanket."
7. Well all those ER trip things count for me! haha
8. Yesterday Micheal, dad and I were making fun of all the sheri-isms and mom stated that we are going to "have a lifeless laugh" when she's gone, instead of a "laughless life". HA
9. Michael "lies his teeth off".. Not straight through his teeth or his face off but his "teeth off".
10. As Michael was trying to think of the previos Sheri-ism he "had it right on the tip of his brain" the whole time!
11. Me and Missy were talking about the old Herbal Essence commercials. Mom replaced "organic" with "orgasmic"! HA! Whats is she thinking about???? ew....
12. The fasfa doesn't take that long but it does take some time.. according to mom atleast.

These are off the top of my head.. I'll have to post more when I can find my stash.